ANALize This XXX Garlic Hot Sauce (5 FL.OZ. / 147 ml): It doesn’t take a genius, but a chile head, to figure out what’s wrong with your sphincter. Come on. After chugging down a bottle of hot sauce, especially this one, what the heck do you expect your rectum to do? If you make it suffer, it’s going to make you suffer. P.S. You won’t have any ass hairs left for dingleberries to cling to. Ingredients: Habanero Peppers, Apple Cider Vinegar, Fresh Garlic in Water, Crushed Tomatoes, Key Lime Juice, Clam Juice, Worcestershire, Honey, Carrots, Fresh Onions, Ginger, Cilantro, Spices, and Tic Gum. Brand: Tahiti Joe’s Hot Sauces Manufacturer: Tahiti Joe’s